Greedy LD$ Inc., Again

(by Dan Peterson sic et non blog)

I discussed the allegedly obscene greed of the leaders of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints at some length here back when the story about Ensign Peak Advisors first surfaced (toward mid-December, if I recall correctly).  To me, it was essentially a non-story, since it’s clear beyond reasonable dispute that the leadership of the Church are not personally growing wealthy from the Church’s funds.  On the contrary, it seemed reasonable to me that the Church should accumulate a rainy-day fund for a time of crisis.  And here are some principles that also seem reasonable to me in that connection:

The rainy-day fund should be larger than you might think needed, because one of the most obvious things that will happen in a time of crisis (say, a war, a massive recession or depression, a natural catastrophe, or a pandemic) is that the markets will fall and investments will lose value.  Which is to say that, if you think you’ll need x, you should save, perhaps, 130% of x — on the assumption that an economic downturn will reduce your fund to x.

And, specifically in the case of the Church, x should be large, because the Church itself is large, and its needs are large and complex.  (The pre-coronavirus figure of $100 billion for the Ensign Peak Advisors fund, never confirmed, works out to only about $6500 per Church member, which doesn’t seem absurdly large to me.)

Another obvious consequence of a major downturn for the Church and its finances is that its income, in the form of tithes and offerings, is almost certain to go down at the very same time that its expenditures, in the form of welfare and humanitarian aid, are likely to increase.  Meanwhile, other expenditures, for temple and chapel construction and so forth, are likely to continue or ideally will continue.

It’s not unlikely that at least some of these newly unemployed Utahns are Latter-day Saints.  And that they’re probably not paying tithing on money that they’re not earning.  And I’ll bet that their bishops have stepped forward to help them, where appropriate, with Church funds.  And I’ll wager that some Latter-day Saints outside of Utah have been affected by COVID-19 and rising unemployment, as well.

So, once again, I see nothing wrong with the fact that Ensign Peak Advisors, through prudent management, had accumulated a large “rainy-day” fund.  This seems to me merely prudent.  It seems, in fact, that the Church was doing precisely what it has long exhorted its members to do for themselves.

Years ago, my wife and I were trying to find our hotel in Salzburg, Austria.  The streets were narrow, our map was confusing and under-detailed, the traffic was heavy and sometimes impatient, and we couldn’t find it.  We kept passing through the area where we expected to see it, but we couldn’t see it.  And, at just that place, the streets were exceptionally complex.  Fortunately, we had a GPS device!  Unfortunately, it always lost its connection at exactly the point, amidst that complicated maze of oddly angled streets and tallish buildings, when we needed it most.

I’m so grateful that I belong to a church that not only does tremendous good but that is competently and prudently managed by people with foresight, so that it doesn’t shut down because of incapacity at precisely the times when it is most needed.

I actually thought that those who derided and attacked the Church for amassing a rainy-day reserve fund might have paused a bit when, within just a few weeks, COVID-19 so dramatically confirmed the wisdom of having just such a fund.  Silly me!  I was wrong.  Even after all these years of watching wholly unreasonable criticisms of the Church, I still foolishly imagine that there might be a limit to the perpetual rage of some of its critics.  Hope springs eternal, I suppose.

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